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Darren Joined: Mar 2005 Location: Adelaide Posts: 159	Mon Apr 18, 2005 1:04 pm Welcome to the Nursing Humour Forum. This forum is for sharing those amazing and funny experiences that happen to nurses. Remember that the forums are publicly viewable, so keep your content suitable for general consumption, some of the stories I've heard are not suitable for print :) Members are able to start topics and reply to threads. To start a topic, just click the "Start New Topic" button, give it a Subject title and complete the message field. If you want to be advised by email about any responses to the topic you started, click the box "Notify me about updates". "It may seem a strange principle to enunciate as the very first requirement in a hospital that it should do the sick no harm." - Florence Nightingale

Nurse Nancy Joined: Jun 2005 Location: Gippsland Posts: 3	Jun 23, 2005, 06:00 pm Why is it that since I stated nursing I've become vegetarian, and can't look at soft serve icecream without gagging? Hmmmmm. Sorry - it's not really funny, just thinking out loud.

elvira Joined: May 2006 Location: Posts: 4	May 25, 2006, 11:00 pm working in psychiatry you are constantly coming across patients saying strange things or doing even stranger, here's one incident ...... Schizophrenic 24yo very chronic comes in for admission, is taken to high dependancy area where is searched for lighters and possible weapons. one of the nurses nitices a small white stick hanging from the hairs in his butt crack, when challenged the pt states "i was looking for my chuppa chup". The pt was then sent to shower with instructions to remove said chuppa chup only to come out og shower with chuppa chup in mouth asking staff if they would like a suck as it was good for another 3hrs and 6 mins sucking.

Cazbah Joined: Aug 2005 Location: Adelaide Posts: 3	Sep 08, 2006, 11:36 am Joke for you An elderly gentleman had hearing problems for several years. He went to the doctor who fitted him with hearing aids. This allowed the old gentleman to hear properly. The elderly gentleman went back to the doctor a month later, the doctor said "Your hearing is now perfect, your family must be really pleased you can hear again." The elderly gentlman replied "I haven't told my family yet. I sit around listening to their conversations and Ive changed my will 3 times in the last month!"

Liz Joined: Sep 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 61	Oct 11, 2007, 11:30 am hehe last prac, I was doing the medication/observation round and I asked one of the patients if his bowels have opened? He looked at me for 1 second and cracked up laughing and he was like what sort of question is that lol.

cakers Joined: Oct 2008 Location: QLD Posts: 3	Today, 11:09 am I had an older resident at the breakfast table look at me and say "Last night I was shaking and shaking. Some one gave me a Scotch on the Rocks and I was instantly better". Myself, couldn't help but laugh out loud a little stating, 'You must have had the DT's". Fellow residents were laughing with us.

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